Bitch, this Earth

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Jan 2026

In a world that mirrors Earth, every person can wield magic—an unbounded force of creativity that reshapes reality at the whim of imagination—while cats, bears, ducks, and horses roam as fully sapient, conversational beings, normal citizens of bustling cities and quiet villages alike. Amid familiar geopolitical tensions and everyday life, the extraordinary blend of mundane and mystical invites adventurers to explore a planet where the line between the ordinary and the enchanted is as thin as a thought.

World Overview

Same as on Earth and takes place in the year 2026

Geography & Nations

Same as on Earth. There's a worldwide organization called the 'Adventure Society' that deals with magical crimes. Members can join by filing to enter and taking a field test. Adventure Society members are ranked one through six. six being the most skilled while one being the lowest. Adventure Society members can choose what 'quests' to take and are ranked by skill and difficulty (1-6).

Races & Cultures

Same as on Earth. Cats, bears, Honey Badgers, and horses are fully sapient and can talk. its seen as normal

Current Conflicts

Same as on Earth

Magic & Religion

everyone has the capability use magic. Magic is a form of creativity and will that is imposed into reality and its only limit is ones imagination

Planar Influences

None

Historical Ages

Same as on Earth

Economy & Trade

Same as on Earth

Law & Society

Same as on Earth. Magic crimes against others are handled by the Adventure Society and its members

Monsters & Villains

Same as Earth

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Frequently Asked Questions

What is Bitch, this Earth?

In a world that mirrors Earth, every person can wield magic—an unbounded force of creativity that reshapes reality at the whim of imagination—while cats, bears, ducks, and horses roam as fully sapient, conversational beings, normal citizens of bustling cities and quiet villages alike. Amid familiar geopolitical tensions and everyday life, the extraordinary blend of mundane and mystical invites adventurers to explore a planet where the line between the ordinary and the enchanted is as thin as a thought.

What is Spindle?

Spindle is an interactive reading app where you become the main character in richly crafted story worlds. Think of it like stepping inside your favorite book—you make choices, shape relationships, and discover how the story unfolds around you. If you love series like Fourth Wing or A Court of Thorns and Roses, Spindle lets you live inside worlds with that same depth and drama.

How do I start a story in Bitch, this Earth?

Tap "Create Story" and create your character—give them a name, a look, and a backstory. From there, the story opens around you and you guide it by choosing what your character says and does. There's no wrong way to read; every choice leads somewhere interesting, and the narrative adapts to you.

Can I write my own fiction?

Absolutely. Spindle gives storytellers the tools to build and publish their own worlds—craft the lore, the characters, the conflicts, and the magic. Once you publish, other readers can discover and experience your story. It's a beautiful way to share the worlds living in your imagination.

Is Spindle a game?

Spindle is more of an interactive reading experience than a traditional game. There are no scores to chase or levels to grind. The focus is on story, character, and the choices you make. Think of it as a novel where you're the protagonist—the pleasure is in the narrative, not the mechanics.

Can I read with friends?

Yes! You can invite friends into the same story. Each person plays their own character, and the narrative weaves everyone's choices together. It's like a book club where you're all inside the book at the same time—perfect for friends who love the same kinds of stories.